Thank Goodness I Know How

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly it’s  true!
she pressed ‘control and ‘enter’
And disappeared from  view.
It  devoured her completely,
The thought just makes  me squirm.. She
must have caught a virus
Or  been eaten by a worm.
I’ve searched through  the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I’ve even used the  Internet,
But nothing did I  find.
In  desperation, I  asked Google
My  searches to refine.
The reply from them was  negative,
Not a thing was found  ‘online.’
So, if inside your  ‘Inbox,’
My  Grandma you should see,
Please ‘Copy, Scan’ and  ‘Paste’ her
And send her back to me.

This is a tribute to all  the Grandmas and Grandpas who have been fearless  and learned to use the Computer……….