Laughter Comes Rarely, But I Found This And Laughed!


You might not know this…but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.


Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in…but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off….it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed…but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object… Because to get them to go anywhere…..you have to light a fire under their arse.
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SPONGES: These are female…because they are soft……squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES: Female…because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
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TRAINS: Definitely male… Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people..
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because….over time…all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male….. Because in the last 5000 years…..they’ve hardly changed at all…and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male…but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it…and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push…he just keeps trying

20 thoughts on “Laughter Comes Rarely, But I Found This And Laughed!

  1. Definitely written by a woman who was hurt by a male sometime in her life. I’ve seen the same things in the female sex in my life to. Actually we all are shallow at times and use the same excuses time after time.
    Being someone who has been told any times to lighten up because I take life so seriously, I did smile at this though.
    Have a blessed day!

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