As I lay my head down to sleep
I pray that I do not wake
To pee, to drink or look around
I pray I will sleep oh so sound.
As I rise and lift my head
I pray I don’t fall down
I pray I make it to the pot
Not dripping all over what I got.
As I sit down to eat my breakfast
I hope I don’t make a mess
I pray that each bite hits it mark
And that each piece don’t taste like bark.
I hope that as I putter around
Inside my house today
That I don’t have to bend over at all
And cause my big fat butt to fall.
I ask that my mind stays with me
While we dine tonight together
And that my teeth don’t lose their grip
And end up floating in my coffee to sip.
I thank you God for this beautiful day
That you have given to me to use
I pray that when I rise once more
That I won’t fall into the doors.