I received this email this morning, and now I understand why I am the way I am at my age. lol. This was so comical! Had to share with my friends. Thanks Shona!!
The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?”
And God said that it was good.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said, “Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.”
The monkey said, “Monkey tricks for twenty years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?”
And God again said that it was good.
On the third day, God created the cow and said, “You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer’s family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.”
The cow said, “That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?”
And God agreed it was good.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said, “Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give you twenty years.”
But the human said, “Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?”
“Okay,” said God, “You asked for it.”
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
ahaha!
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it was cute huh
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sure was!
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funny!
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thank you Cathy!!
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Very funny, Terry… Thanks for sharing… 🙂
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you are welcome! glad it made u laugh for a moment!!!
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Best explanation ever!
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it was wasn’t it!!!!!
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This is brilliant … very good – enjoyed this .. and it gave a big smile before bedtime. Wonderful, Terry … see you tomorrow.
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sleep tight Viveka!!!
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Fantastic – I love it!
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so glad you loved it my friend………..i will post something, or try to that makes each of us smile or and laugh!!! hugs
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I’m waiting for the barking years. HA!
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Me too!!! but I can feel it coming……..lolol
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Chrystal, please accept this award for the Sensual Blogging Award
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loved it…will have to tell this to my TOPS group…They love “funnies”…
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great, i love it when u can share things with others…………..
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I read this once before, but it was quite some time ago and I had forgotten about it. It really is cute.
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glad you could read it again!!!!
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Going to reblog this … !
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wonderful! i am happy that you enjoyed it enough to forward it on!!!
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Think it’s brillant.
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thank you!!!
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Reblogged this on myguiltypleasures.
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ROFLMAO!!!
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