Where Do Babies Come From?


I don’t know about you, but I can remember, yes, I am not so old that I can’t remember my kids being young, but I can remember when my kids started asking where babies came from. I stuttered and stammered around trying to think of the most simple and tactful words to say, hoping it would satisfy their curiosity and not ask me anymore question.

My friend sent me this funny email today, and it took me back to young mommy days, so I wanted you to be able to travel back to your younger days also. Enjoy!

Seven  year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks; “How did it go?”
“I died of shame!” she answers. “Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital.”
Her mother answers laughingly, “But that’s no reason to be ashamed.”
“No, but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!”