#FWF Free Write Friday; Word Play Foreplay


Wordplay – Foreplay: Make the ordinary…sexy

It was an ordinary day. I woke early. Put my coffee pot to work. Fed my two cats and let the dog out. I brushed my teeth with my hair brush and then brushed my hair with my toothbrush. Oops, did I get that backwards? Must be old age creeping in. Well I switched them and did it proper.

I let the dog in and started heating up the skillet. Took my three fattest slices of bacon and plopped them in the pan. You know, I could do this blindfolded. I have been fixing this same meal for at least the last six years. I had to, because that old cuss I was married to decided he liked the bottle better than me. I had to give him the choice, the big make it or break it choice.

Would you believe that old buzzard chose the long-necked bottle over this divine body? Old cuss, old fart. I packed up his belongings and threw them and his ugly ass right out on the lawn. Suffer baby. See how ya like being ignored. He makes me so cotton-pickin mad. He didn’t even try to fight it. He just picked up his  bags and tipped his hat to me like he was going on some sort of vacation and turned around and walked off.

Darn men, what do we women need them for anyways. They ain’t no good to us anyways except for the sex department. I think that’s about all there is that I truly miss down in my heart and body.

I could count on every Friday night after he got his paycheck he would stock the refrigerator with beer and then he would stock me up for another week. Oh well, it is what it is right?

I use my bacon grease and drop a couple of eggs. Getting them all stirred up in that grease is what makes them really yummy you know. Oh good, the coffee’s done. Looks like mud to me. Oh crap, I forgot to drop the bread down in the toaster. Well I can fix that right quick.

While it’s toasting I fill my plate with my delicious-looking grub. I pour me a steaming hot cup of that brew. Good, toaster isn’t on the blink just yet. Just popped up and now I will slather some good old butter on it. I sit down and say my usual thanks. God thanks for allowing me to still get myself up and fix my own grub. Thanks for watching over me. Now I am hungry. Making this prayer short. Thanks God, Amen.

After breakfast I go find some clean clothes to put on. Coming out into the kitchen I gaze out the window to see how chilly it is. Well what do you know, the temperatures are a rising. It is above 50 already. I don’t need no jacket today.

Good thing I wore my perky bra this morning. With no jacket to wear I wanna make sure I look my best. Who knows who I may see on my morning walk. You know, I still got what it takes.

Nice long legs. I always cover them up with pants though. I don’t want everyone seeing my old ugly varicose veins. Got me a nice sweater that fits me real good. The material is nice and soft. Any man could not resist rubbing his hands over this. See for yourself, touch it, don’t it feel nice?

It shows off my perky bosom when I wear the right push-up bra. Makes my stomach look a little smaller. I put my straw hat on and grab the leash for the dog. Come on mutt, time for our morning exercise. You can pee on any spot you see and be sure to take your dump while we are out. Don’t want you coming back and doing it in our own yard now, ya hear me?

As every day goes and this is no different we head off down the street to the city park. They got an area there all set up for dogs. I can just let him off his leash and he can go play with all the other wild heathens.

I let him go and I find me a nice warm sunny park bench to sit my behind down on. Think I will slip off my loafers and give my toes some wiggle room. What’s this? Oh crap, why didn’t I take the time to dress up those nails with some hot pink color. He’s coming my way.

He plops his butt right down beside me and says good morning man. “How ya doing this fine day?” I look at him and then down at my naked toenails. I say, “I’m a doing just fine and yourself?”

“The sunshine does make a body feel better that’s for sure. I just let my two dogs loose and I saw that they are playing with your dog now. Sort of made me a little frisky just watching them.”

Oh really now. You mean those dogs running like wild hogs makes you frisky?”

“Well ya sorta. Takes me back in time when I was a lot younger. Lots of energy I used to have. Free and sassy. Taking out a different lady each weekend. Those were the days back then.”

“I see, and now what do you do with your spare time old man?”

“Not a whole lot, what about you?”

“Nothing much same old thing every day. Always bring my dog down here and try to get a walk in each day. You know it helps to keep a gal’s figure in fine shape.”

“Uh yeah I noticed, you got a real fine shape. I just love that sweater. Looks real comfy and soft. Mind if I touch it?”

I looked him straight in the eyes and batted my eye lashes at  him and gave him my biggest smile ever. He ran his fingers up and down the arm and said, “Ya it feels real good next to my skin.”

The two became quiet then. They just sat there and watched the dogs running and playing. Soon he pulled out his pocket watch and checked the time. “Well I guess it’s time to be going. I don’t know why I really need to. There isn’t anything waiting for me at home. My wife died a couple of years back. Just hate that empty feeling when I walk through that front door.”

“I know what you mean. Same thing with me. Got me two cats at home and this darn old dog. They all keep me company.”

“Would you like some more company? You can always come home with me?” he asked as he touched my sweater one more time.

What did I tell ya folks. Didn’t I tell ya? This sweater and my perky bra can take a normal routine of a day and turn it into something more. Maybe even a little sexy added in. Get my drift?

The two wink at each other as he slips his hand in hers. They go get their dogs and take off to his house for a little extra out of the ordinary day.

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Daily Prompt ; The Clock

Gravel Road


Write about anything you’d like. Somewhere in your post, include the sentence, “I heard the car door slam, and immediately looked at the clock.”

Tommy had the most beautiful brown eyes with long lashes. Hair that was so fine it always lured me into wanting to run my fingers through it. I was 16 and I worked at a local restaurant here in town.

Every day at about the same time Tommy would come in for lunch. He always came towards the end of the rush hour, so we had time to talk while I was working.

I learned that Tommy worked for the an insurance company a couple blocks a way. He had been hired and was training to get his license to sell life insurance. He had already graduated from high school. He was  five years older than I was.

Each time he came in my heart would begin to flutter. The other waitresses knew that this was one guy that I always wanted to wait on so they always gave me my space. I also knew that my parents would highly object to me dating someone his age. I kept my crush to myself. I only shared it with my best friend.

As time went on flirtations turned in to asking me out. He had asked me for a Friday night date. Inside I was thinking how am I going to pull this off? I will just die if I don’t get to go out with him. Then the light bulb came on and the ploy was in play. It was a home basketball game. Yes, this is how I can get around this. Mom and dad will believe that I am going to the game.

I accepted Tommy’s invitation and plans were made for him to pick me up here where I worked. He had told me that we were going to go to a new movie that was playing and then we would stop somewhere at a burger joint and get something to eat. It all sounded so cool to me. My first date with the coolest looking guy. I didn’t give a hoot how old he was. What is in a number anyways?

Friday night rolled around. I had brought different clothes to change into after my shift. I also had my make-up bag so I could touch up my face and I had my favorite bottle of perfume.

Work was busy, but it still went too slow. Finally it ended and I rushed into the ladies bathroom to transfer myself into someone Tommy would like. I clocked out and I looked out the door before exiting to make sure the coast was clear.

There was Tommy in his car waiting across the street. I put my biggest smile on and rushed over to his car and hopped in. He gave me a quick kiss on my lips and squeezed my leg.

“You ready to go Molly“? I nodded and we zoomed off for the opposite end of town. This made me a little nervous. This was the side of town that I lived on. I glanced at cars we passed on our way to the movie theatre. When we parked I breathed a sigh of relief as I had not recognized anyone.

Tommy paid for our tickets and got us a large soda and popcorn to share. We sat towards the back. The lights went down and the movie started to play. After our snacks were gone Tommy rested his arm around my shoulder. Within minutes he lowered his arm and touched my breast.

This sent shivers through my body. I had never felt this before. I knew that this was wrong but it felt good. I also didn’t want Tommy to think I was a baby so I let his fingers remain. During the movie he kissed me a couple of times and once he even put his tongue into my mouth.

Urges began to erupt from within me. It was hard to concentrate on the movie. I did my best to seem interested but I was more in touch with what Tommy was doing. After the movie was over we drove towards the direction of a popular drive in restaurant.

I was immediately red flagged within my head as we drove past the place and started taking off towards my home. Tommy didn’t know where I lived. This was just a coincidence. The father the street lights were behind us the more nervous I became.

I like Tommy, I liked him real well. But fear was rising inside of me for the unknown. We drove what seemed to be forever out into the country. There was only light from one direction. Behind us, way back was a set of headlights. At this moment I was kind of wishing that car was closer to us. But there was also excitement growing as I knew new doors were being introduced to me. Places I had never visited. Excitement  that could happen.

I loved Tommy right? I had nothing to fear. I had talked to him for weeks at my job. He was a nice guy with a good job. I was just being stupid. Nothing was going to happen and if it did, I knew how to open my mouth and say no.

We turned onto a gravel road. I didn’t see any houses near by and somewhere along the way the headlights had disappeared out of sight. It was Tommy and me, all alone. Out here in the wilderness.

I instantly became quiet. Shyness overtook me. Tommy turned the car off and turned towards me and began to kiss me. I relaxed a little as his kisses melted my heart. His hand reached for familiar territory.  Yearning began to creep closer to the surface and part of me wanted him to continue but the smart part inside of me wanted him to stop because I was a little afraid.

Tommy took one of his hands and went under my shirt. He lifted my bra with experience and touched me. I jerked back. No one had ever touched me like this before. All of a sudden I didn’t like this anymore and I wanted him to stop.

As I tried to pull a way from him he pulled me closer. His fingers became firmer on my body and I felt a twinge of pain. I scooted quickly to my side of the car and told him, ” I want to go home. Please take me home”.

My words fell on deaf ears and he got out of his side of the car and came over to mine. He opened the back car door and then mine. When he opened the car doors the lights on the inside came on. I looked at the clock in his car and saw that it was much later than I expected. I was going to be in trouble with my parents and probably be grounded.

Grounded thinking was taken over by Tommy. He took a hold of my arms and forced me out of my seat. He was trying to push me into the back seat and I began to scream. “Let me alone. I don’t like this. I want to go  home. Take me home right now”.

He was ignoring me and I took my one free hand and slapped him as hard as I could across the face. He brought up his hand and just as he was getting ready to deck me I heard a car door slam.

Tommy stopped immediately. He let go of me and I ran to where the car door had been heard. I ran right into my parents. Later after my parents had him arrested I learned that they had been out to get a bite to eat and had spotted me in the passenger seat of this car.

They followed us. These were the headlights that I had seen while Tommy was driving. My parents had saved my life. I vowed to them through multiple apologies and tears that I would never let myself be put in this kind of situation again. I cried saying,” I am so sorry mom and dad.  Please forgive me. I promise this will never happen again. Please say you forgive me”.

My mother looked at me and said, ” Molly you were a very lucky girl that night. We know that you are growing up. We tell you things because we want to teach you that the world is full of devils in disguise. We do forgive you but please listen to what we say from now on. We love you and we want you to have a good life”.

I understood what they were saying. I didn’t really recognize how lucky I had been that night or how much my parents loved me much later. All I remember looking back was as soon as my mom finished talking I nodded my head promising I would try harder to do as they said. Thanks mom and dad for loving me and protecting me. Only the Lord knows where I could have ended up that night. I was one lucky girl.