You might not know this…but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in…but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off….it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed…but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. |
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TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object… Because to get them to go anywhere…..you have to light a fire under their arse.
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SPONGES: These are female…because they are soft……squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES: Female…because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
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TRAINS: Definitely male… Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people..
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because….over time…all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male….. Because in the last 5000 years…..they’ve hardly changed at all…and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male…but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it…and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push…he just keeps trying
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