Want a Flatter Belly?

I just heard that the new way to get your belly flatter is make strange noises. Guess what, I tried it and it works. So you don’t want to go to the gym or don’t have time to work out? Do it at home the easy way just make noise, loud noise, noise with power. I might add that you may want to do this when no one is looking. You really don’t want that thick, cotton, white, wrap-a-round around you and be hauled a way.