His one and only son called him at work and announced, “There’s been an accident… In the kitchen… With the mixing machine… And Mum…”
I should probably admit to you, at this point, that we have recently been playing rather a lot of Cluedo.
I’ve just risen out of a calming bath (despite at least two children being in the room at any one time, babbling) and looking down at my naked body I can see a few tell-tale signs of the week gone by.
For instance, my lower right leg champions five, yes five, bruises. All attained crawling through tunnels and up and down ladders at Sensapolis (I am still completing my challenges ) on Sunday. There are probably a fair few lumps and bumps on my head too because if I wasn’t bashing my right leg then I was beating my…